Sunday, December 27, 2015
Sunday, December 20, 2015
Reflections on the Thirteenth Week of Fall
Guest Blog by Emma and Her Human Ghost Writer
Managing Janet is a chore. She's been in a tizzy over writing a
story about “her other cat,” meaning me, and she whines to
Spence, “Emma behaves like a cat. She isn't quirky like George.
George thinks he's a dog.”
What's
she expect? At least she got
“quirky” right.
Whatever.
I try to sooth her. When she bangs up the spiral stairs, I follow.
She crinkles paper and dangles ribbons. I give an assuring merrow,
let her pet me, and knead the afghan on the loft bed.
George whacks the dangling ribbon, and Janet sets a white box on
its side. “Doesn't that look like fun, Emma?”
As if.
George dives in head first and twitches his butt. No way that
fat ass will fit. Maybe he does want to be a dog. I take a nap.
Janet calms down a little, but I stay alert. I cue her to fill the
food bowl and squeal when I'm resting on the floor cause she forgets
to watch where she's walking. I give her extra attention like singing
a chorus of merrows to help her talk on the phone. I even rush to the
bathroom so she can pet me every time she sits on the toilet. That
should be enough.
It isn't.
As I amble toward the food bowl, she grabs me, wraps me in a red
blanket, and whisks me outside. “Look at the pretty Christmas tree,
Emma.”
Berrrrrrow. I could have seen the white lights from beside the
warm wood stove. Where's her imagination? But I look. Best to satisfy
her craziness and get back inside.
She carries me to the deck. “Look at the snow, Emma.”
She looks. I check what's happening inside the glass doors.
Spence is hitting his computer without me curled next to him. George
eats out of my side of the bowl. “Merrow. Merrow.” Doesn't she
understand I want to go in?
Apparently not. She hugs me tight, hauls me across the porch,
and heads down the steps.
“Merrow. Merrow.” I squirm and try to jump out of her arms.
She squeezes me and keeps moving away from the house.
I glance around to get my bearings. Snow flakes melt on my head.
“Look at the snow on the tree, Emma.”
Doesn't she feel the snow? But I look. I even sniff a branch.
Still not satisfied, she sticks my paw in the snow.
Sheesh. I withdraw into the blanket and wait for her episode to
pass. She stops at tree after tree. No birds. No squirrels. No food.
What's so fascinating? Finally, she heads for the porch. I let her
carry me to the top step then make my move. I wiggle my front paws
out of the blanket.
She squeezes harder and opens the gate.
I wiggle my back legs out of the blanket and twist so I'm
paw-down.
She squashes my middle and opens the door. Finally, she sets me
down.
As I race for the blue bedroom, I hear Spence ask, “How did
Emma do outside?”
Yawn.
I need a nap.
Saturday, December 12, 2015
Reflections on the Twelfth Week of Fall
Camera dangling from my neck, I followed Spence outside to take photos of him harvesting wood. He had another idea. When we reached the garage to fetch his tools, he said, “You drive the tractor.” He handed me the ear protectors and wandered down into his garden.
Having
driven the Mahindra just last week, I figured I could remember how to
start the tractor. I
fit
the protectors
over
my ears, turned
the key one notch, and waited
for the light to
indicate the
cylinders were
warm. It
glowed.
I turned the key one more notch.
Spence rushed back to
the driveway. “You have to count to ten and wait for the engine to
warm up.”
“I did. It's warm.”
I put my heel on the reverse pedal.
“You have to give it
gas.”
Oops.
I pushed the lever from the turtle symbol halfway up
to
the
rabbit. The engine roared. I hit the reverse pedal again. Screech.
Crunch. Double
oops.
Hands
waving over his head, Spence yelled
“Stop! You
have to lift the bucket.”
He walked around the tractor, pulled the hydraulic
lever,
and, when
the bucket lifted,
gave me the thumbs up to drive.
Frequently checking over his shoulder, he led me back to the
house, down that driveway, through the tree nursery, and down the
path to Deer Creek. Like an airport ground handler, Spence guided me
around curves and stumps. The tractor rocked back and forth, but I
stayed in the seat. Following his hand motions I backed the tractor
up to the bank of the creek.
Wearing his knee high yellow boots, Spence grabbed the chain saw
from the bucket and waded across shallow ripples.
Since I wasn't wearing boots, I stayed on the tractor side.
He stepped over downed trees on his circuitous route to the
ready-to-cut cherry. Sawdust flew as the chainsaw ripped through the
trunk. Spence held a log under each arm, stepped over tree debris,
and waded through the creek to load the wood in the bucket.
Because the logs came from a freshly fallen tree which had roots
in the water, the firewood was wet and heavy. Spence needed to split
the other sections before carrying them across the creek. He drove
the tractor back up with the chain saw and four logs to exchange them
for his maul, wedge, and sledge hammer. Ready, he stepped to the side
of the tractor and said, “You drive.”
This time I started the tractor, gave it gas, and lifted the
bucket with no prompts. On the way down the hill, I watched the tires
to manage the curves.
Spence waded back across the creek.
I clicked the camera trying to time his swings and the wood
splitting.
After
cutting and hauling three loads, he said, “It's going to be a Ben
Gay night."
Sunday, December 6, 2015
Reflections on the Eleventh Week of Fall
The
rumble of pickup trucks on West Creek Road woke me Monday–the first
day of deer season. Mid morning, Spence walked me to the garage for
my drive to the Meadville YMCA. A hunter's truck was parked in the
old driveway. I looked down at my black coat, decided Spence's red
baseball cap would protect us, and planned to start wearing red or
orange outside.
Spence waved me down the road. Later, while I ate lunch, he related
his morning adventures. He had briefly chatted with the two men from
the parked truck. They stood in orange vests, wore rifles in slings
on their shoulders, and rubbed their cold hands. Spence pointed to
where he'd be doing his version of hunting–gathering firewood with
his bright red tractor and noisy blue chain saw.
Spence chuckled as he
finished the
report.
“A half hour after they gave up and left, two deer galloped
down the hill.”
I also chuckled-imagining the pair splashing across Deer Creek.
But earlier at the YMCA, I had my own first day of deer season
adventures. School age children, who weren't out hunting, wandered
the halls while their parents exercised. Jim, the hefty guy from my
Deep Water Fitness class, was the only man in the pool. “Are you
going hunting?” I asked.
“No, no. I only went twice to appease my father.” He grimaced
then added, “But my mother hunted. At ninety-two she bagged a
deer.” Though I was wet from a pre-swim shower and wanted to slip
into the water quickly, I shivered on the deck and listened to Jim's
story. His mother had hunted from what their family called “the
winter palace,” a tree stand in the woods with windows in all four
walls and a kerosene heater to keep her warm. She'd drive her mini
jeep under the palace, climb the ladder to the enclosed platform, and
snack on sandwiches.
On my way home from lap swim, I passed six pickup trucks and a dozen
orange clad men regrouping in Charlie Flickenger's yard. They
wouldn't have time to start hunting before I walked back to the
house. I pulled into the garage and guessed Spence had already
considered that walk. On a board sticking out of the back of his
truck, he had hung my red vest.
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