Sunday, March 24, 2024

Reflections - Beaver Watch: Gnawed Sticks and Water Tricks

Beaver Bank Den under Leaning Tree

I envied Spence—once I figured out what his jaunts involved.

One February evening, he slipped into his boots and donned a hat. I sat at the kitchen table with Carleen and Sandi, the other township auditors. “I’m going to the garage,” he said and opened the door. “Then to the creek.” Spence stepped outside.


My mind tangentially attended to his words because I focused on finding the fuel bill listed three times in the ledger. Sandi, who had already found the amount in the general bank account, said, “The canceled check is dated April tenth.” Carleen held the receipt and pointed her finger at the code. Code number and date gave me the clues I needed to locate entries in the sixty-four pages of data.


When Spence returned, I'd forgotten about his outside trip. What was he doing in the dark?


He repeated these mysterious meanderings every mild February dusk. At the kitchen table with Carleen and Sandi, I focused on the audit—finding an uncashed check, running down a twice paid bill, or verifying that the ledger, payroll stubs, and bank account agreed. I didn’t connect his outings with the beavers at the bottom of the hill until one of our daily health walks.


Our boots thudded against the packed mud on West Creek Road, and Spence waved his arm pointing through the bare-branch trees to Deer Creek in the valley. “Three beavers were out last night. One swam downstream on reconnaissance. It scrambled onto the gravel bank.” Spence wiggled a finger indicating the further side of the creek. “It made ripples near our bank. It swam too close to see. Two played in the water upstream.”


I wished I could go with him. 


Sometimes Spence’s beaver watch lasted only moments. The beaver swimming reconnaissance slapped its tail as soon as Spence arrived, and he spied no more beaver activities that evening.


When the audit finished, Spence left while I washed the dinner dishes. My hands in sudsy water, I glanced out the window. He crossed the north garden and disappeared into the woods. If I weren’t so tired, I would have skipped the dishes, trotted alongside him, and cleaned the kitchen before bed. Another time, I promised myself. In the meantime, I suggested a daylight walk to the view the bank beaver den.


The sunny, breezy afternoon of Monday, March 4, on our way to the beaver bank den, I paused across from the garage. Taking a coltsfoot photo, I slipped into the boggy drainage ditch and yanked my boot out—slurp. I hurried after Spence and stamped my boot to dash the mud off.

 

Coltsfoot 

 

He pressed his finger against his lips. Though I stopped stamping and didn’t talk, our boots rustled dried leaves underfoot. Wouldn’t that forewarn beavers? They have acute hearing.

Atop the knoll, we stood without talking. Spence scanned the water and pointed at ripples. Wind and water striders made them—not beavers. Fifteen minutes later, Spence broke his statue posture. “They aren’t out.”


The soothing babble of Deer Creek and the three inch shoots of the mini daffodil in clumps compensated for the absence of beavers. I hadn’t expected a daylight appearance anyway. “Let’s explore their bank den closer.” Because my wibble-wobbles could cause a tumble, I turned ninety degrees at the edge of the slope and side-stepped down to the floodplain—slowly.


Spence followed, straight footed and swiftly.


We pushed through prickly bushes. The trunk of a huge maple leaned at a thirty degree angle over Deer Creek. Storms had swept logs and other debris around its gnarly roots. The beavers dug their den in the bank underneath. I skirted around their air hole on the floodplain a foot from the edge of the bank. Were the beavers sleeping? Were they monitoring our footsteps above them? Maybe they were munching on branches they’d toted back to the den.


Further down the floodplain, twigs grabbed at my boot laces. Fallen trees challenged my balance as I stepped over one after another. But the dozens of gnawed off young trees bothered my equilibrium more. Beaver teeth had carved foot high spears—a cemetery of saplings. In addition, the beavers had girdled several mature cherries which doomed them. And the gnawers scraped the roots of a large beech. The roots oozed sap and attracted bugs. Beaver watching lost its charm. “They’re destroying the forest, Spence.”


“No, they’re not. “It’s part of nature’s balance. They’re actually bettering it.”


His words shut me up. He’d read Beaverland. I hadn’t.


Spence Holding Beaverland

The next few nights, Spence returned from Deer Creek as downtrodden as the beaver territory walk had made me. “I didn’t see any beavers. Maybe they moved on.”

He trudged to the creek for his beaver vigil nonetheless.


Daylight savings time arrived, and I recovered from the audit. On March 13, a warm, sunny day, I pushed away from the kitchen table. “I can do dishes later. I want to watch the beavers with you.”


Spence’s eyes widened. “Okay, but not until seven-fifteen. It’s too light. Beavers don’t come out until dusk.


He cruised computer headlines. I splashed dishwater. At 7:00, he interrupted my pot scrubbing. “We can go now. The light’s dim enough.”


So close to done, I rushed and finished kitchen chores at 7:10. Spence strode ahead—dried leaves rustling under his feet. I tip-booted behind, stretching for grassy clumps and shallow leaf spots on the path. This slower pace still swooshed leaves but softly.


Spence waved his arm to hustle me. He stared at the creek, checked my progress, and mouthed hurry up.


Later he told me that, while I was creeping down the path, a beaver emitted a powerful musky scent, popped its head out of the water under the leaning tree, and swam downstream. By the time I reached Spence, he motioned for me to take his place beside the maple and pointed. A beaver’s wake rippled across Deer Creek. Maybe my careful treading had allowed Spence the full view.


We stood like statues.


On the upstream side of the bank den two beaver heads popped up. A beaver lifted its chubby body out of the water in a rounded brown hump. Arching, the critter dove under. It resurfaced and faced the second beaver.


A shimmery lightness radiated through me. No wonder Spence walked to the creek so frequently for beaver shenanigans. I hugged the inner warmth.


The second beaver swam upstream, left a six-foot wide wake, and disappeared into dark ripples. A few minutes later, the chubby-leaper swam—head up—to a leaning trunk thirty-yards upstream on the opposite side. The tree had caught floating logs. Perhaps it would become another bank den site.


I nudged Spence. He grinned, no doubt sharing the excitement that bubbled through my nature-nourished soul. He patted my hand and turned his head to scan the creek for returning beaver wakes.


The pink sunset turned orange then purple. A robin led the evening songbird chorus. Deer Creek burbled over rocks.


Spence stood straight and scanned for wakes.


Jupiter sparkled near the crescent moon.


Tree shadows glimmered in ripples.


Earlier in the day, only one bunch of mini daffodils bloomed. I’d knelt to capture their photo. Now seven clusters had at least one open flower and all the buds had yellowed.


My knees twinged as if rusted shut. I whispered, “Are you expecting the beavers to return?”


He nodded and touched his lips with his finger.


I bounced my complaining knees. Though none of the beavers had slapped their tails in the water to signal danger, they may have caught a whiff of the silent humans. And staying quiet in the woods wasn’t the best idea at dusk on a mild evening. Hungry bears waking from hibernation might be out for a stroll.


Spence’s lips curved under the tips of his mustache. Only his head moved to scan Deer Creek.


How long would he wait for his beavers? Their return was unlikely. I bent cramping knees, counted the daffodil clusters again, and tracked clouds crossing the sky. Finally I pulled my cell phone out of my pocket. “It’s eight minutes until medicine time. I have to go.”


“Is it that late?” Spence pointed, indicating I should lead.


Climbing the path through the dark woods, I treasured the two minute beaver-frolics and swished the leaves with my boots to alert any woods critters of our presence. Standing motionless in the woods for nearly three-quarters of an hour had lost its appeal. The next time I wash dinner dishes and Spence disappears into the woods, I’ll wish him well and hope the black bears, which have a sense of smell seven times greater than bloodhounds, are downwind of him. I won’t envy Spence.

Beaver Chewed Saplings

 

Sunday, March 10, 2024

 Reflections - Sleepless

Auditor Hats - Carleen's. Sandi's, & Janet's

I admit. I’m not a horror story fan. I need my sleep.

When I accepted the group leader role in Meadville Vicinity Pennwriters eight years ago this month, I didn’t expect to lose sleep over the task. But at the October 2021 meeting, Jackie read the beginning of her zombie apocalypse. The story’s main character inched through her neighbor’s dark, deserted house. Creepy. Unfortunately, in Jackie’s November submission, a blood-streaked puppy popped out beside his zombie-massacred master.


My armpits dripped, wetting me to my waist. Other writers grinned over the ZOOM screen. “You really captured this,” they echoed each other.


She had indeed. 


That night, unseen zombies hiding in dream shadows haunted me. I twisted the bed covers rolling myself into a mummy. Recordings of Rosamund Pilcher’s stories, my lullaby and soul soother, couldn’t drive the zombies away. Each time I drifted off, the image of the bloody puppy trotted through my mind and woke me.  


Jackie disliked ZOOM meetings and dropped out of the group. Though a leader’s goal is to build membership, I slept more comfortably without her chapters.


Other writings didn’t disturb my sleep. Memoir, science fiction, science fantasy, personal essays, and poems. No nightmares.


Naima’s chapter-by-chapter submission of her alternative historical fiction novel with a romantic subplot, The Name I Chose, delighted me. She craftily wove revolution, cholera, genetics, and justice into action-packed adventures. Tension built. Fireworks exploded. Strangers lurked. And always, one character or another found a piano to play.


At the end of 2022, Naima started a new novel she called Coffinland. I naively anticipated another pleasant story. In her December installment, Lowcountry slaves and masters wait in the Charleston Harbor to disembark with the coffins in their boats. Authorities grant permission for the people—not the coffins. A character mumbling, “Miss Elisabeth is truly dead,” and no tender scenes alerted me.


Could Naima’s story be another zombie apocalypse like Jackie’s? Perhaps it would resemble the Dracula movie PBS broadcast decades ago which haunted me for weeks. Arms clasped against my sides, I hid the damp spots from dripping armpits. “Naima, is this a historical romance?”


“No, it’s a historical horror novel.”


When Naima sent me her January submission, I emailed back. “Is it scary?”


It's not scary til maybe the last two sentences, but even then it's not a blood-and-guts monster attack. Just an 'oh no' moment that would make a horror fan turn the page to the next chapter.”


Reassured, I read to the end. “Anika was just reaching for the crate when something inside it pounded on its sides.”


I skipped the next chapter. 


Naima kindly informed me which chapters might scare me. I didn’t lose any sleep after reading her otherwise captivating novel—until February 28, 2024.


That Wednesday she emailed. “I attached March's submission here. I don't think you'll find it scary. It has a few items that could be scary, but the encounter is mostly humorous.” 


I raced through the chapter laughing and forgetting to jot suggested revisions. Anika searches for the vampire Malinde in a hashish fog behind a brothel. Running on legs which behave like rubbery stilts, Anika falls onto her butt and drops her switchblade pistol. The vampire zips and zooms as mist in crazy circles. A drunk client escapes the vampire so she bites his chosen prostitute instead. Blood gushes from her neck. Anika rushes in and follows a brown kitten, the vampire in new form.


Though I didn’t expect nightmares to disturb me that night, they did.


Visions of gushing blood or Malinde’s canines extending as she climbed the client’s chest to reach his throat hadn’t haunted me.


The real horror? Five sixty-four. I woke at 2:17 a.m. troubled by incorrect liability withholdings.


The auditors—Sandi, Carlene, and I—had sat at the five-foot long, oval kitchen table for three hours February 28. We’d nearly balanced the township finances that had challenged us since February 5.


Carleen, in her first auditing year, tugged at her Sprang knit cap—“bling” from the company where she works in shipping—and sucked a lollipop. We’d found transactions coded incorrectly, items omitted from the ledger, and bank accounts out of sync with the QuickBook entries—fretting fodder and sleepless nights for me, but Carleen shrugged.  “We get a flat tire, pump it up, and move on.” Carleen also gently took the messed up ledger pages I groaned over, reordered them, and handed them back.

 

Strewn Paper


Sandi and I exchanged many thankful smiles for Carleen’s positive attitude and accurate calculation when our fingers missed numbers on our calculators. 


And February 28 Sandi pointed her pencil at me, sinking under the weight of not balancing and not knowing if we’d balance in another moment or a couple of weeks. “Go to bed. Don’t think about any of this.” She waved the pencil over the mess we’d—well mostly I had—created with ledger and municipal report sheets strewn across the table. “Tomorrow don’t talk to Kathy. Don’t work on any of this until I come back.” She stared down her petite nose. “You need a break.”


I gulped. Sandi, thoughtful to the point of wearing a mask so delicate-butterfly me wouldn’t catch her sore throat and laryngitis, took on a mom roll at times. She did give good advice.  “Okay. First, I’ll put the mess away.” 


Brushing my teeth, however, my mind misbehaved. Five dollars and sixty-four cents popped up.


Sandi had frowned at her notion of balancing the general account. If we subtracted the liabilities, we would only be $5.66 off, an amount we couldn’t round away. The $5.66 amount reverberated for me. And the brush swishing on enamel broke the reason loose. The liabilities the former secretary-treasurer had taken out incorrectly totaled $5.64. We’d disregarded those because they were mistakes. If we put them back in . . .


Defying Sandi, I spit toothpaste, checked the figures, and dialed.


As soon as Sandi answered, I blurted, “I know you told me not to work on the audit, but while I brushed my teeth, the solution popped up into my head.”


A half moan, half giggle floated through the ear piece.


“If we keep the incorrect withholdings from Matthew’s paycheck, we balance within two cents. I found the extra two cents listed in Pennsylvania Unemployment Compensation, a QuickBooks round.

“Go to bed. We’ll look at it tomorrow.”


I did go to bed. Exhausted, I even fell asleep. My mind, conflicted about using a mistake, opened the sixty-four page tiny print ledger and searched for another missed 5.66 amount or the equivalent. The search jerked me awake. Reading The Man Who Counted didn’t make me drowsy. I nestled into pillows. Patrick Tull’s resonant narration of Cadfael mysteries couldn’t lull me back to sleep. I readjusted the covers. The geothermal furnace fan whistled through vents. Snores from Spence and Charlie vibrated the silence.


Morning finally arrived. I dragged myself out of bed and planned to follow Sandi’s advice—concentrate on house chores and write comments for Pennwriter stories—until Sandi returned on Leap Day evening. Carleen, a young grandma, would be away cheering for her granddaughters at their volleyball game. 


But the phone rang. Kathy, a township supervisor, asked, “How’s it going?”


I told Kathy more than she could absorb about three amounts totaling $2.82 listed incorrectly in the ledger under unemployment compensation and again in federal withholding, which is a match for social security and medicare, not unemployment compensation.


“Wait.” Her practical voice interrupted me. “Did any of this affect what Matthew got paid?”


“No, his check was correct.”


“So the money was just paid by the township?”


“Yes.”


“And the total amount?”


“Five dollars and sixty-four cents.”


“That’s a small amount. If it makes the whole budget balance, leave it in. Just document it well in case we get audited.”


Of course Kathy was right. If the secretary-treasurer had put the money in liabilities, then we should report the transaction. Blunder or not. Duh. 


“Thanks, Kathy.” And I sighed loud enough for Kathy to hear it three miles away without the phone.


When Sandi arrived that evening, I admitted I had talked with Kathy. “But she called me.”


Sandi smirked. We included the liabilities numbers we’d taken out. The general finances balanced. Wiggling eyebrows at each other, we tapped calculator numbers and computed dollars and cents for figures in a five by three row table. Balanced! We redid the fifteen figure table rounded to dollars. 


“It balances!” I texted Carleen at the volleyball game.


“Hip hip hooray!!” binged back.


Sandi and I rounded seven pages of coded expenses. Those figures, rounded up or down, had to match the totals on the table—trickier than it sounds.


After three hours and fifteen minutes of tapping calculator numbers, we succeeded.


Sandi grabbed her coat and hat. “We’re done.” Her yawn ended in a satisfied smile. “I won’t be back for auditing, but I’ll see you next Friday for Fox’s rummage sale.”


Papers scooped tucked away, I collapsed into bed. 


I slept soundly until 2:20 a.m. when I dreamed of an elephant. His wrinkly gray trunk reached over the heads of unseen people, and his “fingersgrasped their hats. Waking, I scribbled the elephant image on the notepad beside my bed. The elephant dream signaled the end of sleepless February. Audit nightmares had terminated and writing suggestions resumed. The elephant also congratulated me for tolerating Naima’s funny-scary chapter and for balancing the township finances with his HATS OFF. 

 
Lenten Rose Planted in Memory of Nancy Musser
Nancy had been French Creek Township’s lead auditor for decades. She was also my mentor and friend. Her rose bloomed the third day of the audit and continued blooming, a reminder her lessons and spirit were with us.