Sunday, March 24, 2019


Reflections on Winter into Spring – Out and About in Bear Weather

 
Milkweed Seeds

Unlike me, animals don’t check the calendar for the end of winter. They move out and about in bear weather. When the sun warms the air and lengthens days, bears wake from hibernation and hunt for food.

Such a day arrived Wednesday, March 13, a week before the spring equinox. Leaving my winter jacket on its hook, I pulled on a sweater then grabbed a broom and paper grocery bag. I opened the sliding glass door and stepped onto the sunny, 58ºF (14ºC) deck.

Chickadees abandoned the deck for the white pine stand.

Pulling off the suction cup bird feeder my husband Spence had attached to the door [ See “Flutterings” January 27, 2019 ], I dumped sunflower seed dregs into the paper bag.

A chorus of chickadees squawked in protest.

“It’s bear weather,” I shouted to them.

Chickadee-dee-dee-dee-dee.

Ignoring their danger call, I swept mounds of discarded sunflower seed coats from under the feeder, from behind Spence’s shelving boards, and from between flower pots. I meticulously transferred every dropped seed coat to the bag―no whisking the pile over the deck to the garden for a hungry bear to find.

When I went inside, a chickadee swooped to the spot on the glass door where the feeder had hung. The chickadee fluttered, as if treading air to inspect the area, then darted to the railing. After cocking its head in humorous angles, the bird made another flight to the glass door. Still no feeder. Back on the railing, it glared, with more head cocking, then made a roller coaster flight to the end of the south garden.

A cardinal, song sparrow, goldfinch, and four more chickadees repeated the first chickadee’s where’d-the-feeder-go search.

Their antics pecked at my conscience. We’d made them dependent on the feeder. Would they die before finding other food? I bit my lip and turned my back on the glass door. The birds could eat seeds in the field or fly to a neighbor’s feeder. I wouldn’t take a chance of attracting a hungry bear to the deck.

The next day, birds resumed their vain searches for the feeder. Distracting myself from their flutterings, I noted signs of approaching spring.
  • The first day the temperature rose above the fifties, 72ºF (22ºC) in fact.
  • The first day we opened the sliding glass door and bedroom window to warm the log house instead of building a wood stove fire.
  • The first day we saw a robin. When Spence and I left for an appointment with our tax preparer, a fat specimen sang cheer up, cheerily, cheer up from the wood shed roof.
    Robin

Maybe Punxsutawney Phil’s prediction had come true.

On Friday, only a pair of cardinals came to the deck. The male perched on a flower pot and peered up at the empty glass door. His mate hunted seeds under the feeder.

Go where the chickadees found food,” I called through the door and went about my businesswashing laundry, registering for the Pennwriters Conference in May, and driving our cat Emma to the vet’s for her last mobility check-up. [See “Wobble, Hobble, Flop” March 3, 2019] Too exhausted to wait up for Spence, who campaigned against lead poisoning in Cleveland yet again, I carried Emma to bed with me at 9:00.

She merrowed at the indignity of being carriedthe last sound I heard until I shuffled to the bathroom at 11:30.

“We had a visitor.” Spence called from the sofa.

Uh-oh. Wide awake, I washed my hands and marched to the great room. “A bear?”

Spence tossed a handful of peanuts into his mouth and washed them down with red wine. “I got home at ten fifteentoo wired to sleep. I sat on the sofa reading news on my laptop.” He reached down to pet Emma who, awake too, wandered past him on her way to the food bowl. “At eleven fifteen, I heard bumping. The bear light [a solar powered motion activated light] came on. And a medium-sized bear walked up the ramp.”

Medium-sized. Not the huge black bear that licked the corner of the feeder a year ago. [See “Sign ofBump, Thump, ClunkWinter’s End” March 12, 2018] How had I slept through it bumping at the gate on the other side of the eight-inch thick log wall? “On its back legs?”

No. On all fours. It paused at the door and sniffed around.” Spence put his wine glass down and twirled his hands around is if replicating the geography of the bear’s sniffing. “I wanted a good look at him. I put the laptop on the table and got up to turn off the reading light. I tripped on the cord. The laptop crashed to the floor.”

Yikes!” I hadn’t heard the laptop crash either. “Did the bear react to the noise?

The crash didn’t faze the bear.” As if sliding his hands across a level surface, Spence moved his hands through the air in opposite directions. “It walked to the porch and bumped around. Then the bear walked back down the ramp.”

The next morning I hustled outside to investigate. Unlike last year’s visitor, this year’s bear hadn’t left any hair on the gate. It did leave the gate wide open and a pile of poop in the south garden. Removing the bird seed for bear weather was right. But had I endangered the birds?
Black Bear Left Gate Open

Temperatures plummeted over night. After wondering about bird food for twenty-four hours, I slipped into my boots. “Will you take a walk with me, Spence? I want to search for food birds could eat.” I grabbed my camera and winter jacket for a not so balmy 35ºF (2ºC) exploration.

His feet hit the floor, and he set his laptop on the coffee table. I interpreted that as a yes.

Gravel crunched under our feet on the walk up the driveway. We passed dried thistles below the kitchen window. All the seeds had vanished―insatiable goldfinches no doubt. I hoped the burning bush would have berries. It kept berries the longest of all our shrubs. When we reached the end of the driveway, I stared at bare branches with tight buds at the tips. “No berries, Spence. What will the birds eat?”

“You’re not looking like a bird.”

We walked through the field. Pine, spruce, and fir cones hung from trees in the nursery. Several robins hopped and scooted over the grass. They tilted their heads to listen then stabbed worms which wiggled out and about through the thawed, warmed soil. Would feeder birds wrestle seeds from the cones or gobble worms?

Entering the woods, I spotted a plethora of branches broken by winter storms. “Maybe the exposed wood has insects for the birds?”

“Definitely.”

As if to verify Spence’s answer, a downy woodpecker hammered on a tree.

Looping through the woods to the south garden, I found seeds dangling from dried milkweed pods and shriveled berries on dried asparagus plants. After a winter of dining on gourmet sunflower seeds, the insects, milkweed seeds, and dried asparagus berries didn’t seem adequate to keep the bird feeder gang alive.

Last Sunday dawned sunny, 23ºF (-5ºC), and with a dusting of snow―not weather encouraging bears to roam. While Spence typed away at Rhino!↑, a newsletter for RHINO members, chickadees swooped to the deck looking for the feeder. After the fourth chickadee searched in vane, Spence stopped typing. “Tell me where the bird feeder is. I’ll put it up for the day. I’ll bring it in tonight.”

In his stocking feet, he walked onto the dusting of snow covering the deck. He pushed the suction cups against the cold glass. The feeder top slipped. He pushed. The feeder slipped. He pushed until it stayed in place. Spence attached the bottom, which he’d filled a third full with seeds.

Within five minutes, a chickadee landed on the feeder and stabbed a seed.

A song sparrow hopped on the deck below the feeder. Finding no tossed seeds, it flew half way to the feeder, flipped backward, and fluttered back down. On its second try, the sparrow bounced off the feeder’s perch. After five tries, the sparrow landed on the perch and pecked at the seeds. Perhaps tired, it flew to a flower pot and hunted for dropped seeds on top of the potting soil.

As soon as I hit publish for my “The Stinging Stench” blog, bear sunshine and Spence beckoned me for a walk along Deer Creek. At the widest section of the creek, I paused to enjoy the sparkling, babbling water. The nearly-spring air smelled of greening woods and fresh mud. Bird songs―robin, cardinal, red-winged blackbird,
song sparrow, and chickadee―echoed thorough the woods. Crows cawed and a downy woodpecker hammered.

Spence tapped my shoulder and whispered, “Look. An animal’s walking up the bank by the tree.”

I peered across the water at a maze of trees. “Where?”

He pointed. “It went behind the uprooted tree on the bank.”

Movement drew my eyes to a long slender animal with short legs and a pointy nose. Covered in glistening reddish-brown fur, the animal hopped onto the fallen tree and marched in our direction.

“It’s a mink.” I pulled off the lens cap and focused on the critter.

Spence chuckled. “A little bear.”

Raising its head as if it heard our voices over the babbling creek, the critter scooted to the end of the log and dove into a ditch.

Holding the camera ready, I waited and waited.

Another tap on my shoulder. “It heard us. It’s hiding in the bank.”

The out and about mink didn’t reappear, but a day later another critter did.
Barred Owl with Half Open Eyes

Monday afternoon, still two days shy of calendar spring, Spence burst through the front door while I rinsed my bathing suit after my morning lap swim. In an urgent voice he said, “Bring your camera and come.”

Jogging to fetch the camera, I called over my shoulder. “What is it?”

“An owl by the old hemlock trees.”

Returning, I grabbed my winter jacket and followed Spence out the door.

“I drove my tractor past it.” He strode across the field with me at his side. “Don’t get your hopes up. It might be gone by now.”

In silence, we crept around the forsythia bush loaded with buds that promised spring flowers.

A barred owl perched on branch of a young black walnut tree growing among the branches of an old hemlock. Brown and white feathers covered the nearly two foot tall bird. It blinked and focused its mostly closed black eyes on us.

Looking through my zoom lens, I studied its gold beak and strong claws. Close enough.

The owl swiveled its head to the left, swiveled it to the right, and returned to the center. Without hooting its famous WHOO WHOO whoo WHOOOOOO, the owl closed its eyes and went back to sleep.

Spring equinox finally arrived, after much anticipation from the animals and me, Wednesday at 5:58 p.m.while I ripped and twisted pages from an old phone book to make fire starter paper. Only the birds ventured out and about on the cloudy, cool start of spring. Spence and I put the bird feeder out in the morning and took the feeder in at night all week.

Unlike me, animals don’t check the calendar for the end of winter. They move out and about in bear weather. When the sun warms the air and lengthens days, bears wake from hibernation and hunt for food
 
That’s a day like todaysunny and 52ºF (11ºC), the average weather forecast for the rest of the week. Despite flutterings, squawks, and chickadee-dee-dee-dee-dees, the bird feeder will stay inside until late fall. It’s bear weather.
Barred Owl with Closed Eyes

Sunday, March 17, 2019


Reflections on the Twelfth Week of Winter – The Stinging Stench 
YMCA Pool

When I opened the door to the pool after a hot, pre-swim shower on March fifth, a pungent odor stung my nose. Yuck! Had Sandy found a new cleaner with a weird mix of bleach and lime or mint? Sometimes shea custodian, spiritual healer, and writer of essays about angelsattacked germs and grime with generous amounts of cleaner. Hoping to leave the odor behind, I held the railing and descended the wet steps.

On the deck of the pool, the odor intensified. More than Sandy’s most zealous cleaning.

Leanne called from the first lane. “Can you smell that?” She marched, bent her elbows, and swung her fists through the water.

“Yeah.” I squinted at her through goggles. “Your face looks gray. Are you all right?”

“The smell bothered my asthma so I opened the door.” Pointing toward the doorway leading to the weight room hall, she switched to running in place, pulled her arm under the water, and swished her arms side to side. “There’s too much chlorine in the water today.”

Did I want another swim in irritating chlorine-saturated water [See “Swimming IrritationsDecember 4, 2016], or should I waste the effort I spent driving and dressing? I glanced from the water to the shower room stairs and shivered. Warm water beat cool air.

I hustled in with Leanne and half a dozen other swimmers, pushed off the wall, and pulled my arms in a breast stroke. Water streamed around my body as smooth as silknot the scratchy feel I’d expected from excess chlorine reacting with my skin. Watching the bubbles rise from exhaling under water, I surfaced and gulped a large breath. The stinky air scratched the back of my throat like a nail file scratching an eyeball. At the end of the first lap, I clung to the edge of the pool and coughed.

Kneeling near me, the young lifeguard pulled a chlorine test vial out of the pool.

Coughing several more times, I said, “What’s the chlorine level?”

She studied the tube. “It’s normal. The best it’s been in weeks.”

The pool didn’t have too much chlorine. What was the smell? Inhaling, I coughed and pushed off for the swim back to the shallow end.

Above the shallow end, I spied two pairs of clothed legs on deck. The voice of Tricia, the YMCA’s program director, said, “We should close the pool.”

“No. I’ll check the pump room,” the voice of the executive director Kristoph said. Some swimmers rhyme his name with a phrase starting with the letter p. I don’t. The rhyme might slip out at an inappropriate time.

The pairs of legs moved in opposite directions.

I scissor-kicked for sidestroke, inhaled, and coughed. Breathing the pungent air couldn’t be good for my lungs―especially since I took deep breaths. If only I could stay under water for the fifty minutes to finish my three-quarter mile swim.

From my side angle, I watched Tricia stand on tiptoes and open a window. Fourteen degree air [negative ten degrees Celcius] rushed over the pool. Mist hovered above the water. I sidestroked through the mist. Brrrrrr.

When I headed toward the deep end for my tenth lap, I heard a feeble whistle mixed with the sound of swishing water. I stopped. Treading, I looked toward the lifeguard chair. The lifeguard pulled a whistle from her mouth, and Kristoph strode toward the hall like a person on a mission.

Leanne shouted. “They’re closing the pool. The chlorine pump is leaking.”

Following Leanne and the others out of the pool, I climbed the steps to the shower room. The door closed on the pungent odor. The shower room’s fragrance of damp and soap smelled as fresh as rain-washed spring air. Aaaah.

With showers spraying and the exhaust fan whirring, Leanne shouted, “My eyes were burning down there. Were yours?”

“No. I wore goggles.” I soaped between my toes. “Didn’t they use chlorine gas in World War One?”

“I never heard that.” A shampoo bottle clattered to the floor in Leanne’s stall. “Why would they?”

“As a weapon. To kill people.” I rinsed, turned the shower off, and reached for a towel. Burying my face in it, I inhaled its clean cotton fragrance and got a whiff of the pungent odor. Sheesh. The stench had crept into the shower room. “I’ll meet you in the locker room, Leanne.”

After I fastened my bra hooks and pulled up my panties, the gym teacher who led Silver Sneaker exercises came into the women’s locker room. Her neon pink spiked hair commanded my entire attention. Her hair had been lime green the week before and purple before that.

She tugged at the name tag on her lanyard. “We’re evacuating the Y. You need to leave.”

“Not until I get dressed.” I pulled my turtleneck out of the locker. “It’s cold outside.”

She leaned against a locker and watched another swimmer and me dressing as if we were students in her study hall. “Okay.”

“Did the smell drift into the gym?” I poked my head out of the turtleneck.

The gym teacher wrinkled her nose. “I smelled it near the end of class. I thought Sandy was cleaning the family locker room next door.” She straightened and swiveled around. “The fire department will come through to sweep the area. I’ll tell them there are still two in the locker room.”

“Three. Leanne’s in the shower.” I padded back to the shower room. “They’re evacuating the Y, Leanne.”

“Thanks.” Her shower stopped spraying. “I’ll hurry.”

Dressed, bundled, and toting swim gear, I walked through the lobby crowded with YMCA staff, senior citizens waiting for spouses, three-year-old children in coats, and firemen pulling on hazmat suits.

The gym teacher told a fireman, “Only two left in the women’s locker room.”

Kristoph leaned on the reception desk and drew a sketch for the fire chief. “The pump is here.” He circled a part of the sketch. “It’s leaking there.”

The children edged between firemen to the front door.

Their teacher pushed the door open with her backside. “Hold hands. Make a line.”

A girl grabbed the teacher’s hand. “Where’s my mommy?”

“She’s coming.” Watching her class, the teacher stepped backward out the door then led the children down the front steps.
Meadville YMCA

Grabbing the railing, a boy set both feet on each step all the way down. “Where are we going?”

The teacher must not have heard. Her head swiveled checking traffic then she led the children across Chestnut Street to the First Baptist Church.

As soon as I walked to the car, I pulled out my cell phone and tapped the Snidely Whiplash icon to speed-dial my husband.

When he answered, I coughed into the phone. “Didn’t they use chlorine gas in World War One?”

“Yes. It can kill you.” Spence’s voice changed from informative to concerned. “Why are you asking?”

Coughing, I related the saga of the stinking stench, the pool evacuation, the firemen pulling on hazmat suits, and the children’s questions.

“You could drive to the emergency room.”

“No.” I coughed. “Now that I’m in fresh air, I only cough when I talk.”

During the fifteen mile drive home, I inhaled deep, twelve-second yoga breaths from the bottom of my lungs to the top of my throat. I held the air four seconds. Thinking of the force I’d used to make the plastic balls rise in the incentive spirometer after surgery decades ago, I pushed all the air out. By the time I nosed the car into the garage, I’d expelled the stink, and, despite the bitter temperature, I craved a pint of blood orange sorbet to soothe my throat.

Snug in the log house, I rinsed my swim suit, petted the cat, and searched the Meadville Tribune’s online article about the YMCA’s evacuation. “ . . . leak of muriatic acid . . . a toxic corrosive that you don’t want to inhale . . .”

While I frowned at the don’t want to inhale, piano arpeggios played on my phone, and Snidely Whiplash’s face popped up on the screen.

Spence’s concerned voice said, “Are you okay?”

“Yeah.” I coughed. “I checked the Tribune. It said muriatic acid leaked at the Y.”

“That’s hydrochloric acid. It turns into hydrogen and chlorine in water.”

“The odor’s out of my lungs,” I coughed, “but my throat’s still scratchy.”

He switched to his informative voice. Add baking soda to a drink. Baking soda will neutralize the acid.”

Baking soda didn’t sound like a great substitute for blood orange sorbet, but I boiled water, brewed honeybush manderine orange tea, and stirred in two heaping teaspoons of baking soda. I sipped. Yuck. Liquid baking soda masked the tea flavor. Nevertheless, I drank the whole cup and mentally reviewed lessons learnedthe smell of muriatic acid, never smell muriatic acid, and only add one teaspoon of baking soda to tea if I inhale the stinging stench of muriatic acid.
Deer Creek